Congressman Jerry Lewis Pretends To Be Comedian Jerry Lewis By Slipping A Roofie In The American Citizen's Drink

Jerry, my man, wants to slip Goldman Sachs another taxpayer-funded bailout when said firm is already minting profits off of the backs of American taxpayers. Maybe Jerry should consider standup comedy. He'd apparently be better at that than representing the people of this country.

Jerry, may I ask what you get in return for this? The great people of California are rotting in the unemployment line and you want to burden them with even more taxes to support your good ole friends at Government Sachs? How about a Lewis-sponsored plan to create jobs for the people of California instead?