401-Keg Investment Plan
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Based on the current financial crisis, perhaps everyone needs to reconsider their investment strategies. Retirement plans compared...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214! Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan. (If you live outside of the US, a 401-K is an employer sponsored investment vehicle.)
Based on the current financial crisis, perhaps everyone needs to reconsider their investment strategies. Retirement plans compared...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214! Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan. (If you live outside of the US, a 401-K is an employer sponsored investment vehicle.)
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